by Matthew Wharmby
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Route 73 Gets Worse From Every Angle
Friday 10th September 2004

Arriva London North Mercedes-Benz Citaro G MA 52 (BX04 MYW) at Park Lane, 05/09/04 There's little to say about this route now that it's been comprehensively ruined. Complaints are pouring in against TfL, and interestingly, loadings on the 476 have shot up, which was perhaps the idea behind introducing that route in the first place, even though it only goes as far into town as Euston. Before, passengers would ignore the 476 and wait for the 73, on which they knew they could always get a seat - a comfortable seat, facing forward, with a view out, and with the presence of a conductor to look after them while they travelled. Now it's the opposite.

I had a hand in the Standard's piece on Monday, rising at the crack of dawn to cover the first inbound morning peak of the 73 with artics. Stood at Tottenham Court Road, I observed an 18-minute gap followed by seven in six minutes, two of which were curtailed to Marble Arch and one of which was displaying blinds for the 149, which doesn't even run from the same base! And this was only at 7:30, before the peak really got going! After the copy was filed, I didn't hang about for the evening peak, and I'm not likely to in the future.

To give the 73's new operating garage, Lee Valley (LV) its due, the staff are doing their best with what they've been lumbered with, but it remains that the whole concept is wrong. What I'm trying to articulate (so to speak) is that the buses just look wrong. No matter how efficiently they run, they don't belong on mainstream trunk routes like the 73. They don't tell you that you're in London, and thus better than everyone else for being there. There's not an ounce of charm to them - they're just conveyances.

I had a ride on the new MAs for the first time on Sunday afternoon with a trip into the West End. Irritatingly and predictably, the call came over the radio to turn short, and I was thrown off at Marble Arch where I'd wanted Hyde Park Corner. Both for riders and observers, there are palpably fewer buses, and I observed long stretches in Oxford Street where 73s are completely non-existent - turning travel to Victoria from points west of Bond Street (where the 8 turns off) from a certainty into a complete crapshoot, which can become unnerving when you need to get to work at a certain time and not after.

On the way back, here comes MA 52 (BX04 MYW) round the Park Lane roundabout. The bus is going north, but the driver has neglected to change the blind from the southbound trip. As threatened, the 73 has been withdrawn between Seven Sisters Station and Tottenham Swan, as the buses have to turn off via the one-way system to reach their garage - and not that many journeys seem to get further north than Stoke Newington as it is.

So, not disastrous, but not satisfactory - and not satisfactory's not good enough, I'm afraid.

Another thing - is it true the photographer who took the picture of a bendy bus's concertina for the propaganda pamphlet (from which this piece's title is adapted) got paid four figures for doing so?

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